A veritable buffet of members for you.

Did your mother not teach you

that it’s not polite to point?

Of  course, there seems to be a trend of pointing, or maybe these are divining rods/cocks? Dual purpose members?

Also? Ew. If you’re going to take a top view pic? Leave your blurry nasty assed feet and apparently cum stained floor out of it.

This guy is just passing through, don’t mind him.

Erm. Hm.

Is “extra fun” supposed to address his wife’s panties?

I know. I know what you’re thinking. The answer is no, there is no end to the cockery on teh internetz.

Our PC wireless keyboard is about 4 inches “long”. js.

Conversely, I have a central vac installed in my home. js. Thank goodness he’s not only thick, but good. Because you need a ton of talent with that thing.

So yeah. I’m back, slowly but surely. Sue will be my whipping girl, making me update at least weekly. Thank you Sue for the whippings and dick-smacks carried out over the weekend to get me moving on this very, very important piece of social commentary.

See you soon h00rs.