All my single ladies, this is what we’re working with.
September 4, 2010
CLEAN YOUR MIRROR BEFORE TAKING YOUR GOD AWFUL PROFILE PIC.
That is one shiny, pudgy little sack. To the left, to the left… Oh wait, that’s to the right. My bad.
Oh, eatsumpus is to the left. Honey, puss = kitty between my legs. Pus = stuff that comes out of an infected wound. HUGE difference.
Now I don’t know for sure, because I haven’t see a live dick in, wow, a *really* long time. This cock though? It looks older than 18.
Boys…why NOT pull your pants all the way down? I don’t get it. You look like your going to piss on me. Not sexy.
This one though…
He may or may not be my newest friend. I know. I KNOW! That’s totally a stealth peen pic, and that’s so not my usual thing, but I have a tattooed, seemingly well hung dude to get out of my head…
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