So many dicks, so little time. NSFW at all.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes I just don’t have words.  Or maybe it’s just that they’re not necessary?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because really, what can you say? I mean, besides trim that shit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your ass is hovering over the “poke” button and that is definitely sending a message.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. This cock performs double duty, fixing your electronics prior to the fucking?

2. Please do not pop me with the head of your cock.

3. Dude, why are you sitting in the fucking closet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When utilizing props to gauge the size of your cock, please ensure the item has some kind of universally acknowledged size. Like a penny. A quarter pounder with cheese. A can of peas.