Not my usual fare, but at least it’s something.

I don't know what he's wearing. Does it matter? Does that thing actually wrap around?

I know. A chick on the dickblog? But she has teh pretteh.

*no words*

At this point, I must ask. Do all guys shift to the same direction? Is there some cock orientation manifesto our there?

And you can thank the ladies and (5!) men of The Lemonade Stand FB group for this update. Cock on the brain and all.